Keep Smiling!

Tequila Christmas Cake

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
2 cups flour
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Tequila
2 cups dried fruit

• Sample the Tequila to check quality
• Take a large bowl, check the Tequila again to make sure it is of the highest quality
• Pour 1 level cup and drink....repeat
• Turn on the electric mixer
• Beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl
• Add 1 tsp sugar
• Beat again
• Make sure the Tequila is still OK...try another cup just in case
• Turn off the mixererer thingy
• Break 2 leggs...add to the bowl
• Chuck in the cup of dried fruit
• Pick the f-ruit up off the floor
• Mix on the tuner
• If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers..just pry loose with a drewscriver
• Sample the Tequila to check for tosisticity
• Next, sift 2 cups of salt or sumting
• Check Tequila
• Shift the lemon juice and strain the nuts
• Add 1 table
• Add a spoon of sugar or somefink...whatever you can find
• Greash tha oven an turn the cake pan to 360* and try not to fall over
• Finally, throw the bowl thru the window and finish the Tequila
• Wipe the counter with the cat

CHERRY MISTMAS !!!!



Ha, ha, ha....just kidding you! My daughter Tricia sent this joke to me this morning and I died laughing so I couldn't help but share it with you. *giggle* Hey, don't you seriously love the photo of the cake? I was actually searching the web for a yummy cake to have sent to my parent's house and ran across this outrageously scrumptious looking site. It's called Perfect Fairy Cakes and you should get a napkin before you go there, because you will start to drool. Anyways, just thought you might like a little Christmas humor this weekend to lighten things up. I was out shopping yesterday and the parking lots and stores were like bees on honey. Busy, busy, busy. I love all the hustle and bustle. It gets a little crazy at times when you almost get side-swiped by a shopping cart. Just keep smiling, keep your cool, and have a fun yule!